Looks like pineapple chunks, smells like Monkey Farts - a match made in heaven or hell?
My hat is 2 sharks - your argument is invalid.
Yup - that’s a tailgate-mounted stripper pole. The future is now.
Mike was always a hit at parties
He could be tough to find when you were drinking, and he was always so sensitive when you did…
For Sale: One Ford truck and all the honey you can eat, $1,200 OBO.
(via shitshilarious)
Here’s a little blast from the past - Pizza Boomerang! Not sure what pizza has to do with boomerangs, barbarians or a severed penis (gets NSFW from 1:45 - 1:50 but it’s fine other than that) but this is one of the weirdest, best videos on the Web.
Garfield: Lost In Translation - Garfield makes little enough sense BEFORE you translate it into Japanese, then back into English.
FYI - Don’t drink the water.
Wiser words have never been spoken.
Ozzy vs. Batman - I would so wear this on a t-shirt.
